It's my birthday, mutha'fuckers! Just waiting for the giant pile of money I'll be getting later today... I mean, yeah, it is 1 in the morning but still! I'm going to be so fucking rich! I'll be so rich I'll bribe Davey to let me run the country and then enforce the Brony regime on the people of Britain! MUHAHAHAAAA!

I've got my eye on that 'feed' icon, Sparkie.